Vatican taken over by eco hippies

First the Vatican issues its Guideline for the Pastoral Care of the Road in which motorists are reminded that cars are "an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin." And now, the Vatican has announced they will be the first sovereign state to go carbon neutral through carbon offsets. The Vatican wants "to do its bit to fight pollution on earth and to contribute to improving the planet that God gave to humans so that they could be the servants of nature and not its masters."