Field guide to the New York City Bicyclist

A cute slide show at the New York Times covers

• The Noble Rider, who looks suspiciously like Pee Wee Herman;
  
• The Fixed Gear Rider, who looks suspiciously like he sings the Lumberjack song;
  
• The Vintage Bike Fashion Gal, who paid more for her clothes than she did for her bike; and
  
• The Weekend Warrior, whose bike (a $13,000 Pinarello) costs more than my entire wardrobe.

They totally left out:

• The Mexican Dishwasher,
  
• The 40 Year Old Virgin Bike Dork,
  
• The One Legged Messenger, and
  
• The Faux Nudists; I suppose because these aren't quite stylish enough.

What other categories of cyclists are missing?